Quote by Dave Franklin

“Don't drink bleach.”

— Sergio C. Pereira

“It was just boring, is all. I knew better than to think there was going to be booze after all this time, but still,…

— R. Lee Smith

“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.”

— Elle Kennedy

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.”

— Kirt J. Boyd

“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy…

— Tana French

“Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?”

— Tara Sivec

“Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of…

— James Rozoff

“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends”

— Ryan Higa

“Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.”

— Harriet Evans