All Will Rogers Quotes
- If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out. Mess
- All men are ignorant, only on different topics. All
- So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Ashamed
- Things ain't what they used to be and never were. Used
- Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would… Amendment
- Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches Good
- Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Ashamed
- So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip Gossip
- So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip. Ashamed
- We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by All
- There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than… Action
- It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over. Fine
- All I know is what I read in the papers All
- The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office American
- Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold Easiest
- Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge. Always Contributed
- The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the… American
- We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. All
- Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Hilarious
- Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Association