All Will Rogers Quotes
- If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you… Believe
- The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Congress
- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Action
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Facts
- We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Civilization
- Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Bad Day
- Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Agree
- Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Ancient
- Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. Alexander
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Art
- I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last… Allowed
- Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Funny
- Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Defeated
- Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Athlete
- About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. All
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Ashamed
- I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' America
- The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been… Asking
- A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Association
- Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on… Anything Important