All Will Rogers Quotes
- It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. Gives
- This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Baby
- The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How… All
- What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. America
- If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Humorous
- The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Admit
- Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Best
- Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Different Subjects
- Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works… Amendment
- People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. Argument
- The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Dislike
- A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Difference
- There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Day
- Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Go
- Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Advertising
- The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Adversity
- All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. Alibi
- America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. America
- When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. Both
- Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go… All