All Will Rogers Quotes
- The United States never lost a war or won a conference. Conference
- When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. All
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for… Actual
- I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,… Been
- The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that… Ahead
- Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would… Diplomacy
- I never met a man that I didn't like. Inspirational
- Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. Idols
- The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. Drawn
- If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Cute
- When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. Digging
- I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man. Any
- I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. Funny
- Common sense ain't common. Common
- If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway? Afraid
- The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. Inspirational
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. Arguing
- The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. American
- Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so. Ignorance
- You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. Betting