All Will Rogers Quotes
- Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. Aid
- A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Funny
- An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Altruism
- Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Alien
- Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. Buy
- I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. Cowboy
- Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. Crime
- I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Ago
- The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. American
- We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Able
- Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. Come Due
- The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone.… Bigger
- When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. Bounds
- You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. Advance
- There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Educated
- It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. Easy
- An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. Anybody
- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Busy Life
- Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since… Claims
- People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Always Make