All Will Rogers Quotes
- People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Conscience
- We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. All
- We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. All
- If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Aggravation
- You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. Fruit
- The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. Agriculture
- The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why,… Cannibal
- An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Been
- Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. Acting
- If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get… All
- It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. Business
- There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Education
- Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. Affair
- Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. Advertise
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Bag
- Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. Earth
- Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Blow
- Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. Any
- It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. All
- One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. One