All Will Rogers Quotes
- So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything in the world-there's… Any
- We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we… All
- The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me… Delay
- Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Accounting
- Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in… Africa
- You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… Annoying
- A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. Capitalism
- I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling… Big
- Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice. Common
- The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise… Area
- You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. Dead
- Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. Fine
- If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled All
- We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than… Hog
- You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. Ahead
- A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. Audience
- There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee… Electric
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. All
- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change
- I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Any