All Will Rogers Quotes
- So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every… Condemn
- In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Evidently
- A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. Accomplice
- The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Best
- The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Beat
- If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. Big
- On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government… Account
- One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. Ad
- There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. Independence
- America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. America
- Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. Any
- The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Applaud
- I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times. Day
- If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. Called
- In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. Day
- Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Antiwar
- This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Die
- When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. Autobiography
- Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. Communism
- Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Doe