All Will Rogers Quotes
- It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute. Build
- Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years… Ago
- Always drink upstream from the herd. Advice
- Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. Buy
- Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Business
- A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. Animal
- Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. Day
- The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Dotted
- The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Elected
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why†I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way… Birthday
- When you're through learning, you're through. Belief
- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. All
- Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just… Always Felt
- The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. Best
- There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. Allowed
- Never let yesterday use up too much of today. Let
- Politics is applesauce. Applesauce
- I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Belong
- Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. Get Run
- Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. Country