All Will Rogers Quotes
- I tell you, all politics is apple sauce. All
- The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's… Admit
- The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid Aid
- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Funny
- On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a… Account
- As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw. Bad
- I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session. Column
- I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit… Anybody
- My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I… All
- If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. Advertise
- A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. Any
- I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. Generosity
- We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening Any
- For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. American
- If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned. Concerned
- Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again Bed
- I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Any
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Funny
- Never miss a good chance to shut up. Advice
- The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood. Lust