"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why……" — Will Rogers

"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

— Will Rogers

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622 Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
A fool and his money are soon elected.
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for… — Christian Bale
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags… — Lake Bell
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra

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