“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Hilarious Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to try and pick up all the pieces at once, sometimes you only need to use a few of… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Bumble bee Copy Share Image
“Ava is like a praying mantis on crack. She will not only chew off his head after she has sex with him,… — Tara Sivec Praying mantis Copy Share Image
“Yeah, you like that? You like it when Big Papa gives you his hot and juicy wiener?” I pant, my hips hammering… — Tara Sivec Dirty talk Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“All my shrinks have told me I need to find a hobby. Something to focus on other than the torture and the… — Tara Sivec Every moment Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to stand by and watch the woman I’ve always loved slip away again.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s… — Tara Sivec Blow job Copy Share Image
“Oh shit, I wouldn’t use that towel if I were you,” Gavin mumbles. I ignore him scrubbing every inch of my face,… — Tara Sivec Hot water Copy Share Image
“I lay there wrapped in Carter’s arms and it was the most comfortable I had ever been. For about five minutes. This… — Tara Sivec First time Copy Share Image
“I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining… — Tara Sivec Dark hair Copy Share Image
“It’s mind-blowing and delicious and better than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at the… — Tara Sivec Humorous Copy Share Image
“I should ask her to marry me now. If I do it while she's coming, she probably won't be able to say… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I love Carter more than I ever thought possible, and he has proven to be the best father a woman could ever… — Tara Sivec Best father Copy Share Image
“I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand. “Very… — Tara Sivec Terms of endearment Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be def. Death. Dead. This Burger Twin nappykin just got served as my will, BEOTCH! The fries here suck,… — Tara Sivec Death Copy Share Image
“Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener." Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn’t seem so bad. If only he… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
