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Five years Quote by Tara Sivec

“He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.” quote by Tara Sivec — Download Open image

““He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.””

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“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.”

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