“I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.” — Tara Sivec Another day Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew shouts. “You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.” — Tara Sivec Humorous-quotes Copy Share Image
“And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother. … — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Cell phone Copy Share Image
“It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that… — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“Because I'm pretty sure we conceived this child the night I ate that pot cookie. I'm eighty-four percent positive our child is… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need… — Tara Sivec Black hole Copy Share Image
“Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't be weird at all if I just walked up to her and ran my tongue across her shoulder, would it?… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to learn to love the little mo stars for something other than a tax deductions they provide you" ~Claire… — Tara Sivec Education Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten… — Tara Sivec Erotic-romance Copy Share Image
“Open your eyes, Lee. I want you to watch me suck your clit into my mouth and push my tongue inside you,”… — Tara Sivec Open your eyes Copy Share Image
“Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and… — Tara Sivec Dreams Copy Share Image
“I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.” — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“Love each other with everything you have. Trust each other with everything inside of you. And never, ever let the other one… — Tara Sivec Love Copy Share Image
“You are everything to me, Finnley, everything. I have loved you since I was fifteen years old and I’m never going to… — Tara Sivec Fifteen years Copy Share Image
“A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in… — Tara Sivec Elephant in the room Copy Share Image
“It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“And if something doesn’t fit, if one of your pieces just isn’t working, you can put it aside and find another one.… — Tara Sivec Right now Copy Share Image
“Even though I was drunk as a skunk at the time, I still remembered what happened after that. Less than two seconds… — Tara Sivec Last forever Copy Share Image
“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
