“I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.” — Tara Sivec Circus Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic” — Tara Sivec Loves Free Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew shouts. “You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.” — Tara Sivec Disgrace Copy Share Image
“I roofied you because I wanted you naked … and afraid, " Tyler says again in a sinister voice” — Tara Sivec Funny Copy Share Image
“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?” — Tara Sivec Condom Copy Share Image
“I never should have left you. I’ll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.” — Tara Sivec Loving Copy Share Image
“I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that four-year-olds get woodys? I am not equipped to deal with this shit, Liz.” — Tara Sivec Fuck Didn Copy Share Image
“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses” — Tara Sivec Fuck Copy Share Image
“Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn’t mean it’s destroyed. It just means you have to pick up… — Tara Sivec Good thing Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.” — Tara Sivec Hooker Loves Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face… — Tara Sivec Gaze Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't be weird at all if I just walked up to her and ran my tongue across her shoulder, would it?… — Tara Sivec Tongue Copy Share Image
“Death changes everyone. It changes the way you think, the way you feel, and the way you live your life. Sometimes it… — Tara Sivec Changes Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”… — Tara Sivec Assume Copy Share Image
“It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that… — Tara Sivec Kissing Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Bees Copy Share Image
“I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin… — Tara Sivec Love Copy Share Image
“In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of… — Tara Sivec Santa Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be def. Death. Dead. This Burger Twin nappykin just got served as my will, BEOTCH! The fries here suck,… — Tara Sivec Death Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need… — Tara Sivec Black hole Copy Share Image
“Because I'm pretty sure we conceived this child the night I ate that pot cookie. I'm eighty-four percent positive our child is… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I leaned in to give him a hug and he stopped me with his hand to my forehead. "You don't want to… — Tara Sivec Awkward Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock. “Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated… — Tara Sivec Big deal Copy Share Image
“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s… — Tara Sivec Alarm clock Copy Share Image
“This was never supposed to happen. Sleeping with Tyler was supposed to be a one-time thing – a means of scratching an… — Tara Sivec First time Copy Share Image
“It's Life. It's the bumps and the bruises, the pain and the fear; it's messy and it's real and it's not some… — Tara Sivec Bruises Copy Share Image
“Love each other with everything you have. Trust each other with everything inside of you. And never, ever let the other one… — Tara Sivec Inside Copy Share Image
“Everything was wrong when you were gone. Nothing made sense without you here. I didn’t know how to be happy without you.… — Tara Sivec Gone Copy Share Image
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing.” — Tara Sivec Chocolate Copy Share Image
“People in your life will let you down sometimes. It’s a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it.” — Tara Sivec Life Copy Share Image
“I had the phone in my hand all set to dial when Drew had finally decided to tell me that he pooped… — Tara Sivec Litter Box Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a… — Tara Sivec Fired Copy Share Image
“It’s mind-blowing and delicious and better than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at the… — Tara Sivec Diamonds Copy Share Image
“Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind.” — Tara Sivec Psychology Copy Share Image
“You saved me, Shelby,” I whisper, pressing my forehead against hers. “For five years, you saved me, and you didn’t even know… — Tara Sivec Five years Copy Share Image
