“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I… — Tara Sivec Five years Copy Share Image
“Right when my fingers started to slip inside my underwear, I opened my eyes and screamed. "HOLY SHIT!" … — Tara Sivec Heart attack Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation" - Jenny” — Tara Sivec Animals Copy Share Image
“Getting a group of rowdy, blue-collar workers together in one room and putting in a tape that shows a guy in a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You can’t use Eve as an excuse. Not this time. She’s not here. It’s just you, me, and a handful of people… — Tara Sivec Bad idea Copy Share Image
“I can’t leave you alone and I can’t move on because you’re everything to me. You always have been and you always… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“When you were little and you were afraid of the boogey man, getting under the covers meant he couldn't see you or… — Tara Sivec Dead people Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, did they just kill off that fish’s wife?” I blurted in shock. “Yep,” Gavin replied. “That big, mean fish ated… — Tara Sivec Big deal Copy Share Image
“Um, tequila please?” I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible.” — Tara Sivec Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.” — Tara Sivec Travel Copy Share Image
“And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on." We both look at Gavin's shirt that… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing… — Tara Sivec Hannibal lector Copy Share Image
“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be… — Tara Sivec Marriage Copy Share Image
“Now that I’ve found her again, I have no intention of letting her go.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Oh, please. I heard barnyard animal noises coming from your room the other night and someone shouting ‘Pull my reins, bitch!’ I… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“She lets out a strangled curse and it takes everything in me not to shout with her as I get my first… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
