“Yes, the answer is yes! If he keeps talking to me like that he can stick it in my ear.” — Tara Sivec Answer Yes Copy Share Image
“Open your eyes, Lee. I want you to watch me suck your clit into my mouth and push my tongue inside you,”… — Tara Sivec Open your eyes Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Voice Want Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn… — Tara Sivec Time Copy Share Image
“I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course.” — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“I want to marry Mommy. We'll kiss and we'll marry and I'll take her on dates and we'll be best friends forever… — Tara Sivec Best friend Copy Share Image
“Liz rolled her eyes at me and I resisted the urge to reach over the console and punch her in the vagina.… — Tara Sivec Punch Copy Share Image
“And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on." We both look at Gavin's shirt that… — Tara Sivec Humor Copy Share Image
“After the epidural was firmly in place, I double checked that we had a waiver on file that states we would own… — Tara Sivec Double check Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Blow job Copy Share Image
“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun… — Tara Sivec Bad boy Copy Share Image
“As I recall, Drew made me take him to see a voodoo priestess he found in the yellow pages that week because… — Tara Sivec Friendship Copy Share Image
“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes… — Tara Sivec Talk To God Copy Share Image
“Ava is like a praying mantis on crack. She will not only chew off his head after she has sex with him,… — Tara Sivec Praying mantis Copy Share Image
“I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight,… — Tara Sivec Open Car Copy Share Image
“Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s… — Tara Sivec Blow job Copy Share Image
“You can’t use Eve as an excuse. Not this time. She’s not here. It’s just you, me, and a handful of people… — Tara Sivec Bad idea Copy Share Image
“I've heard some strange noises every once in a while late at night and always wondered if the house is haunted. I… — Tara Sivec Haunted Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will… — Tara Sivec Conversation Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Chocolate-lovers Copy Share Image
“And let’s face it people, no one is ever honest with you about child birth. Not even your mother. … — Tara Sivec Birth Copy Share Image
“All the baby books written by women who had the most perfect birth experience in the world said you should talk to… — Tara Sivec Birth Copy Share Image
“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep… — Tara Sivec Drunk Copy Share Image
“There has never, nor will there ever be, any other woman in this world more special to me than you.”q” — Tara Sivec Special Copy Share Image
“Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going… — Tara Sivec Pocket Copy Share Image
“She lets out a strangled curse and it takes everything in me not to shout with her as I get my first… — Tara Sivec Curse Copy Share Image
“London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be… — Tara Sivec Pissed Copy Share Image
“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.” — Tara Sivec Another day Copy Share Image
“If that bitch was my mother I would tell her exactly where to go and even buy her a fucking express ticket… — Tara Sivec Bitch Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to learn to love the little mo stars for something other than a tax deductions they provide you" ~Claire… — Tara Sivec Education Copy Share Image
“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be… — Tara Sivec Confusion Copy Share Image
“My father had bought him a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you… — Tara Sivec Children Copy Share Image
“Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a… — Tara Sivec Inappropriate Copy Share Image
“I feel like I’m in The Crying Game right now,” Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head.” — Tara Sivec Crying Copy Share Image
“He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing… — Tara Sivec Hannibal lector Copy Share Image
“Um, tequila please?” I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out… — Tara Sivec Tequila Copy Share Image
“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after… — Tara Sivec Mathematics Copy Share Image
“I want the thunder and lightning, I want the crash of the storm and I want whatever destruction it will leave behind.” — Tara Sivec Thunder and lightning Copy Share Image
