Quote by Tara Sivec

“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic”

— Tara Sivec

“So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?”

— Isabelle Rowan

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“what I’m saying is, before I hand over my sexual history, I want to have a test-run.”

— Andrea Smith

“Sleeping with hookers is like fishing in still waters. You're guaranteed to catch something”

— Anonymous

“She faced him. “I have to, Lee. In a few weeks, you’ll be gone. Until then, there’s nothing more between us than sex.” “You…

— Rachel Grant

“Did it say something about me when a confirmed sex-addict needed help satisfying his lover? I tried not to think about that.”

— Passhenette1

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before…

— Katie MacAlister

“Oh,' she says, 'the Vat prints nothing but rapes. You know what a rape usually is? It's a woman who changed her mind afterward.”

— John Updike