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“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you heard the saying, 'sex sells'? Well, I'm the supplier.”

— Lyra Parish

“So I ended up getting out of pimping, because I didn’t make much money. It’s just not a lucrative business, selling dick. Dick ain’t…

— Tiffany Haddish

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Okay, tell me what’s wrong with this place,” he said. There were some murmurings, but Jobs cut them off. “It’s the products!” he answered.…

— Walter Isaacson

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“what a phone-sex salesman would be selling me exactly.”

— Graham Parke

“She made the same money in ten minutes that I had made in a day with some hours thrown in. Monetarily speaking, it seemed…

— Charles Bukowski

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to…

— Meg Cabot

“That’s right, I am the unenthusiastic girl people avoid making eye contact with when they buy their spank mags and twelve-inch rubber cocks. I’m…

— Jaden Wilkes

“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips around my…

— Heather M. Orgeron