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“...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...”

— Adam Levin

“But that’s what people do, Woody. People are just walking bags of impulses. Not just teenagers—all of us. We do shitty things because we…

— Jo Furniss

“My daughter Liz is NOT a worthless piece of shit, a goddamned turd, or what-have-you!”

— Dick Cheney

“Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail…

— Groucho Marx

“These kids should be out drinking beer and seeing films and having panty raids and losing virginities and writhing to suggestive music, not making…

— David Foster Wallace

“That’s good to hear, Billy. Kids have enough shit to deal with without somebody who is supposed to love them beating the crap out…

— David Baldacci

Hahahah classic 1 woody

— Anonymous

“Matilda shook her head. “Damn teens and hormones. At least you own up to it. Amber doesn't believe me when I tell her half…

— lizzy ford

“Sometimes, when little kids say crazy stuff we got to act like it don’t bother us none so they won’t clam up and stop…

— Michelle Stimpson

“Sometimes I wonder how such beautiful kids can really be mine. Then my 4-year-old opens a door and runs into the door frame. Then…

— James Breakwell

“Ginny yelled through her megaphone as we worked, telling us to view the trash we picked up as a gathering of all the souls…

— Lisa Burstein

“What makes a child of four realize that something awful is going to happen? (168)”

— Robert Goolrick