Quote by Tara Sivec Download Open image ““It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up”” — Tara Sivec ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Should I be offended or not? Hell, I was a woman, so I was going to go with offended” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'... — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
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“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“just because it offends you doesn't mean it violates your rights. You don't have a right to not be offended” — Marie Sexton Copy Share Image
“Then I should be able to say anything I want, right? Even the word ‘penis’?” Laney sighed. “Do we have to do this right now?” You should try saying the word sometime.” I’ll pass, thank you.” Payton shrugged. “Your choice, but I think you’d find it liberating. Everybody could use a good ‘penis’ now and then.” Laney glanced nervously around… — Julie James Copy Share
“Hey, calm down, OK? My penis isn’t going to suddenly lunge at your face.” — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“Oh, my dear, you musn’t be offended just because I’ve taken away from you the satisfaction of thinking that you have been deceiving me… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“Nobody has the right to not be offended. That right doesn't exist in any declaration I have ever read. If you are offended it… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
