Quote by Charlotte Stein Download Open image ““Hey, calm down, OK? My penis isn’t going to suddenly lunge at your face.”” — Charlotte Stein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I move my hand lower. His eyes drift shut. Lower. He lets out a groan. And then I touch it. "Shit," he breathes. "Penis,"… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
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“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I take a deep breath and calm my face, trying as best as I can to put yearning into my eyes. It's not that… — Stacey Wallace Benefiel Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And you can just stop that right now, too." "Stop what?" "That," Io pointed at his crotch, "You're getting all bulgy, and I resent… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“Are you fucking kidding me? How do you get this wet? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I don’t even…ohhhhh God. It’s all over your legs.… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Am I … not what you were expecting?” Of course, my immediate instinct is to say no. No, you’re not what I was expecting.… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“No, baby,” he said. “I ain’t never satisfied when it comes to you. Even when I’m right there touching you, I want more of… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“shakily. She tried not to grin, even though it was straining at her face. He wanted to play this seriously—to keep his rules while… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“God his voice sounded like pouring cream. All rich and thick and good, so good.” — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Oh God – accountability . Is there anything sexier on a man? Actual apologies . I could drown in him, I could.” — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Their legs tangle together real easy. His hand goes over hers, fingers interlacing. So natural, too, as though they’d never said a harsh word… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“You know it feels good. I can hardly geta…I don’t even…” There was something amusing about watching him trying to form a coherent sen-tence.… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“You are a strange people. So loving, yet so lonely, inside. I would lie awake at night and gaze up at the dark blue… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“She loved him for doing things like calling her such a goof. He said it with such warmth and affection, as though her being… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
