Hilariousness Quote by Tara Sivec Download Open image ““Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough”” — Tara Sivec ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hilariousness
“Liz rolled her eyes at me and I resisted the urge to reach over the console and punch her in the vagina. Pussy Punch:… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Typical woman - you'll let me stick my nose in your twat, but you won't chance picking up a booger holding my hand.” — Robin L. Rotham Copy Share Image
“If I take a finger and touch you, you won't even know you've been tapped. If I take two fingers, you will know that… — Dorothy Height Copy Share Image
“Did you just slap my pussy? Did you just open-palm slap the fuck out of my pussy?” — Kimber S. Dawn Copy Share Image
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“You get hit in a fight in a pub, where you gotta prove you're a man. And every goddamn man with balls has a… — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
“And the more I started to think of our relationship as a success and less as a dysfunctional fuck-fest, I was basically like. “Yeah,… — Sara Quin Copy Share Image
“You don’t pick a fight when you’re drunk.” “I had to punch someone in the face, Mark.” “So you picked up four-hundred pound tattoo-guy?”… — Sam Hunter Copy Share Image
“If I went punching every twat and idiot I encounter in this city on a daily basis, I’d have fists as raw as mince.” — Mary Jennifer Payne Copy Share Image
“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“my phone beeped. I took it from my handbag and saw a text message from Dixie. It read: that man is sizzling HOT HOT… — j d nixon Copy Share Image
“Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke." "You're having a fucking pint." "Is my choice of drink too gay for you?" "Malibu and… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“I take a deep breath and calm my face, trying as best as I can to put yearning into my eyes. It's not that… — Stacey Wallace Benefiel Copy Share Image
