Hilariousness Quote by L.A. Gilbert

“Now listen here, I’m not gay. I’m as far from gay as you can possibly get - be-hee-hee-lieve me on that one! I love…

— Danger Slater

“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”

— Jason Jack Miller

“The first snort of coke, the first taste of a woman, the first sip of scotch: every high is different, but somehow the same.”

— Reed Farrel Coleman

Where are you going?” “To get a Coke!” “Would you—” “No!

— Rachel Caine

“It was her personal view that people who are overly choosy about the drinks they order in a bar tend to be sexually bland.…

— Haruki Murakami

“Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.”

— Emily Perkins

“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“In the South,” he said, “they call everything a Coke. So if you say you want a Coke, you then have to specify if…

— Anne Frasier

“Sam and Bill and I would cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with rum so Jimmy didn’t know we were drinking.…

— Charles Brandt

“We drank Pepsi out of these old-fashioned bottles that Dad had found at some ancient country store, and I swear they tasted better than…

— Gayle Forman

I really don't like coke. It's so gross and so dark. It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew,

— Miley Cyrus

“Jesus drank wine in the Bible, y'all. Yun's make up a bunch of shit he never said about gay people but then just ignore…

— Trae Crowder