Golf ball Quote by Tara Sivec

“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your…

— Tara Sivec

“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.”

— Tara Sivec

“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.”

— Tara Sivec

“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door…

— Tara Sivec

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random…

— Tara Sivec

“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.”

— Tara Sivec

“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling,…

— Tara Sivec

“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses”

— Tara Sivec

“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”…

— Tara Sivec

“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in…

— Tara Sivec

“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I…

— Tara Sivec

“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.”

— Tara Sivec