Quote by Laura Marchesani

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“Batter up! I want to play with some balls.”

— Ella Frank

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing.”

— Cora Carmack

“But what?” she snapped. “You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend?”

— K.A. Linde

“Coming to the ball, Mr. Plumleigh-Teignmott?” “Ball? If you insist.” Pillover slid off his trunk, and Roger jumped down to help him load it…

— Gail Carriger

“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Men did not need to have balls to have balls.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In the emptiness that was all around me, I noticed an old tennis ball in the plantings; I picked it up and dropped it…

— Garth Stein

“I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional!”

— Sassy Sipe

“Well it seems you have me by the balls both literally and figuratively, don't you now?”

— K. Bromberg