Funny as hell Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

“After Byron, the twins, and the triplets had all touched her, she couldn’t help but feel disappointed she didn’t lose her virginity. She’d hoped…

— Lola Newmar

“He says in his defence he never meddled with married women, only with virgins.”

— Hilary Mantel

Yet Byron never made tea as you do, who fill the pot so that when you put the lid on the tea spills over.…

— Virginia Woolf

“Needless to say, Virgin Val Jensen is no longer a virgin. I made sure of that… many, many times.”

— Kelly Oram

“[Christian Grey] didn't want me as a girlfriend. I turn on to my side. Idly, I wonder if perhaps he's celibate.”

— E.L. James

“I had to keep in mind that she's married and that she didn’t stray. A man who couldn’t satisfy her.”

— Ava Bellamy

“Bran knew that men slept on top of women when they shared a bed. Sleeping under Lord Manderly would be like sleeping under a…

— George R.R. Martin

“How every one he had slept with had only made him miss her more”

— Ernest Hemingway

“He stepped away from me to talk, and I leaned heavily against the wall beside his door. Clearly, I was not meant to have…

— Cora Carmack

“You asked him to go to bed with you?” “I did, and you’d think I’d smashed him in the balls with my wrench. So…

— Nora Roberts

I remember saying to my husband, ''Why? Why have you got this lady around?'' And he said, ''Well, I refuse to be the Prince…

— Princess Diana

“And for the record, there are plenty of women I haven't slept with." Several sets of eyes turned on him in disbelief. Geez.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout