You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins. — Rock Cowles Gambling Copy Share Image
You have a certain quality that is nearly irresistible. I think it's called Spank Appeal. — Rock Cowles Flirt Copy Share Image
I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
When your children are young you want to protect them from the world. When they're teenagers, you want to protect them from… — Rock Cowles Children Copy Share Image
So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one. — Rock Cowles Birthday Copy Share Image
I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist! — Rock Cowles 9-11 Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Communication Copy Share Image
Dear Single Internet Women, you DO NOT have an average build if your birthday suit looks like a snowmobile suit! — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on… — Rock Cowles Atheist Copy Share Image
I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't… — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to… — Rock Cowles Critical thinking Copy Share Image
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody… — Rock Cowles Dating Copy Share Image
The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Highly intelligent Copy Share Image
For some men honor is more than a word, more than a way of life, it is more important than life. The… — Rock Cowles Best friend Copy Share Image
I hate politics. It often seems like an exercise in futility and I'd like to say screw it and let it be… — Rock Cowles America Copy Share Image
The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
Speak to inform, educate, entertain, and inspire, but first and foremost always speak the truth. — Rock Cowles Advice Copy Share Image
