If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs… — Rock Cowles Bullies Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Accountability Copy Share Image
As I age, the filters between my mind and my mouth get used less and less and the unsuspecting world gets to… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
FSM knows I've poked enough bears with sticks and it seems the older I get, the shorter my stick and the quicker… — Rock Cowles Adult humor Copy Share Image
I don't tolerate stupidity well although I am more than capable of it myself. Wait, what? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then… — Rock Cowles Atheist Copy Share Image
Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged… — Rock Cowles Balancing act Copy Share Image
You never REALLY know anyone, just your perceptions and opinions of them. — Rock Cowles Judgement Copy Share Image
Sin is an archery term meaning to miss the mark. If we are born sinners, and God created us that way, didn't… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Intelligence Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet someone who doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor I like to lighten things up by… — Rock Cowles Anti social Copy Share Image
Tell me, what would life be like if we all just tried to be the best thing that ever happened to each… — Rock Cowles Amazing life Copy Share Image
I unintentionally slaughter sacred cows in public venues and speak my mind even when I have lost it. I often open my… — Rock Cowles Censorship Copy Share Image
I've never claimed there is no god. I've simply stated I don't believe in one. The burden of proof is on those… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Friends Copy Share Image
When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we… — Rock Cowles Death Copy Share Image
I'm a libertarian, not a liberal. That makes me pro get the f*ck out of my face, not pro poor baby. — Rock Cowles Liberal Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making… — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
