All Mark Twain Quotes
- Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement. Bad
- I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad… All
- Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself. Author
- All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out. All
- I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well. All
- Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Day
- The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you… Anybody
- When the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said about my first work, too. But Time, I tell you,… Abroad
- Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. Allow
- Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his… Asleep
- Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it. Dissecting
- Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use. Cynical
- Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. Break
- That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it. Don T
- To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble. Even Nobler
- We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we… Anxious
- A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even. Business
- The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so. Knowledge
- I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I… Animal
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. Annoying
- If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion. Discrete
- I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Happened
- It is a time when one’s spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity… All
- The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive ... but in spite of their religion, not because of it. The Church has opposed… Anesthetic
- December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February. April