All Mark Twain Quotes
- What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the… Inspirational
- I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet. All
- Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine… Every One
- You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is… Alive
- Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon. Early
- Eventually, I sickened of people, myself included, who didn't think enough of themselves to make something of themselves- people who did only what they had… Better
- I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Hands
- The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person. Ability
- The pitifulest thing out is a mob; that's what an army is--a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage… Any
- If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. Any
- If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes. England
- I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever. Confidence
- Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too… Ambition
- What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good.… Becky
- I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately. All
- I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion. Drag
- The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large. Human
- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Changed
- But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness;… Best
- He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather. Good
- There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. Accepting Reality
- Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry… Abstain
- We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss… All
- Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and a… All
- Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have… All