All Mark Twain Quotes
- If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long. Frog
- It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and… All
- I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts. Confine
- Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. Blossom
- We catched fish, and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness. It was kind of solemn, drifting down the… All
- Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information. Eloquence
- If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply… Brick
- A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse. Bites
- Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de… Dollars
- How empty is theory in the presence of fact! Empty
- Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt. Blood
- Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. Ain T
- We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them. Focus
- You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends Bad Friends
- Human beings can be awful cruel to one another. Awful
- A brown spotted lady-bug climbed the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and said, "Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away… Alone
- In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents? Ask
- An honest politician is an oxymoron. Honest
- I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. Any
- When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them--then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when… Adjective
- The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Bad Ass
- the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. Better
- Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and… Air
- His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea… Glass
- Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Able