All Mark Twain Quotes
- a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved. Belly
- There is no such thing as an ordinary life. Inspirational
- One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke. Advice
- Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. Baby
- Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority. Authority
- You can't pray a lie -- I found that out. Found
- Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. Con
- But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time. Compressed
- Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Argue
- It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve Alone
- I am only human, although I regret it. Human
- I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they… Dead
- Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing… Action
- Comparison is the death of joy. Comparison
- Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. Beautiful
- That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as… Consequence
- It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Atheist
- When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum. Asylum
- It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense Good
- The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. Making
- Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles All
- Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go… Experimenting
- You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter.… Adventure
- Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right. Believe
- Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Battle