All Mark Twain Quotes
- It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs… All
- Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. Bigotry
- Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. Debt
- When you want genuine music -- music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go… All
- I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Amusing
- What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking? Been
- Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions. Additional
- A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience. Conscience
- That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do. Care
- It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Heaven is by favor;… All
- There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. Baby Boy
- If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres… All
- Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on. Ben
- The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever… Accomplish
- Ah, if he could only die temporarily! Ah
- Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought. Atheism
- Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat. Big
- One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning. Any
- If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me… Design
- Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone. Beat
- It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. Bath
- Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer Aunt
- Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself. Care
- Write without pay until someone offers pay. If nobody offers within three years, the candidate may look upon this as a sign that sawing wood… Candidate
- Stars and shadows ain't good to see by. Good