Best Lewis Black Lines
- Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation Been
- Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York. Cities
- If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're… Better
- You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. Concerned
- Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials. Choose
- Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'. Beck
- These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary. Christian
- If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich… Barely
- It's 2003. Why can't I teleport? Funny
- Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now,… Bears
- Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness. Americans
- Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work. Hard
- We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe. All
- A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I… Bad
- sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers Busy
- Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us,… Apparently
- Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse… Atheism
- If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he… All
- I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn… Assholes
- Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe… Amazing
- Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care,… Ass
- Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do… Country
- Self-love is a big part of golf. Big
- All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. All
- A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!. Bad
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