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- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height…
- I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
- I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
- I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
- I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real…
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I…
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto…
- Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And…
- I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I…
- I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll…
- My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't…
- You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids…
- The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
- If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're…
- Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
- If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong