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- If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating…
- And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught…
- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height…
- You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
- I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
- I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real…
- If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'
- My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
- Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.
- Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
- The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.
- You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.
- You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
- You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.
- One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And…
- The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we…
- Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And…
- I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd…
- I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can…
- I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they…
- If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare…
- In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in…
- It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.…
- No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember:…
- The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation…
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- Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide