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Me Quotes by Lewis Black
- I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
- Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony…
- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
- I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
- I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing,…
- I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real…
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I…
- Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
- Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.
- The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
- You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.
- Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd…
- I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll…
- If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare…
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America…
- When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until…
- I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him,…
- Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now,…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale