"Behind me, I heard a young woman of……" — Lewis Black
"Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!"
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151 Quotes by Lewis Black
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap…
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of…
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I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to…
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their…
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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