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Thing Quotes by Lewis Black
- There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
- I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing,…
- Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
- The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we…
- I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can…
- It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.…
- Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the…
- The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation…
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America…
- When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until…
- That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
- The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are…
- The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
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