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- I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
- I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
- Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.
- I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.
- Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
- As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
- Everybody's got cable.
- Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
- I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
- I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
- I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
- Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.
- Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
- My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
- Political audiences are not fun.
- Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!
- The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
- The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
- The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.
- Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
- You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.
- I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I…
- I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested…
- If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare…
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento