"It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?" — Lewis Black

"It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?"

— Lewis Black

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151 Quotes by Lewis Black

Lewis Black has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap…
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of…
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to…
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their…
I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
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I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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