Best Karl Pilkington Quotes
- I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it… Bananas
- You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad Bad
- Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. Armstrong
- People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off.… Change
- We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about Inspirational
- I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it. Clever
- The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. Bad
- If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings Eye
- Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. Bit
- I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales. Don T
- If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic Camels
- The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top. Bungalow
- Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. Air
- I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse Always Wanted
- What I mean is, I don't know what I mean... Funny
- If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong. Face
- I saw a bee have a heart attack... Attack
- Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot... Got Wings
- We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get… All
- The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then. Even Know
- When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep... Bed
- Knowledge is almost annoying... Annoying
- I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Busy
- Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it. Hear
- It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger? Finger
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