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- They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up…
- We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get…
- I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried…
- We all just want to sit on our ass.
- If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd…
- They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem…
- I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
- Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
- I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out…
- All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but…
- Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media…
- I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put…
- We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like,…
- They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish…
- The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave…
- I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have…
- It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was…
- With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?
- We should all love animals.
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