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Me Quotes by Karl Pilkington
- The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
- To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
- It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
- Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.
- People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are…
- If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd…
- I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
- For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
- People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone…
- Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that…
- There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her…
- I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have…
- She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this…
- it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels…
- When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale