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- Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
- If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
- The Web is the new book though, innit?
- By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
- We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
- How would I know which one I was?
- Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
- We're just a weed in the universe
- Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
- What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
- It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep
- At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
- I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut
- I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
- You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad
- Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
- We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about
- If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
- I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.
- If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
- Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
- What I mean is, I don't know what I mean...
- If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.
- Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot...
- The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
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