"It's no good operating on eyes if your…" — Karl Pilkington
"It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep"
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep.
— David Bailey
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
— George Best
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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful…
— Anne Boleyn
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I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff.
— Anthony Bourdain
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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
— Robert Browning
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
— Sholom Aleichem
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Great performers are preparing and practicing for a winning day while everyone else is still asleep.
— Robin Sharma
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.
— Robert Breault
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I learned three important things in college-to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any…
— Agnes de Mille
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