"People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but……" — Karl Pilkington
"People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me."
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Karl Pilkington
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Nothing baffles the schemes of evil people so much as the calm composure of great souls.
— Honore Gabriel Riqueti, comte de Mirabeau
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When things are baffling they usually don't unbaffle themselves.There's just, you know, a certain amount of baffling stuff that always,…
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your…
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I hate it when I go out and I see parents going, 'don't do that', or 'stop doing that' when…
— Joe Strummer
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The magician depends for the success of his art upon the credulity of the people. Whatever mystifies, excites curiosity; whatever…
— Alexander Herrmann
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New York does nothing for those of us who are inclined to love her except implant in our hearts a…
— Maeve Brennan
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Our God is Jehovah of hosts, who can summon unexpected reinforcements at any moment to aid His people. Believe that…
— F B Meyer
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One piece of advice can be universally handed out, and it applies equally to speaking, understanding, reading, and writing. If…
— Mario Pei
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Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A…
— Charles Caleb Colton
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Action on the move creates its own route, creates to a very great extent the conditions under which it is…
— Henri Bergson
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For three years, between 16 and 19, I was the opening-act-for-the-opening-act-for-the-opening-act, you know? And then I was on tour with…
— Vanilla Ice
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Art is a course in personal development that has no reliable diploma and no known end. The pursuit of art…
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