Best George Burns Quotations
- Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to. Humorous
- Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was. Been
- Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other… Been
- She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting. Act
- In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy. Business
- When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. Age
- There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men. Battle
- There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. Children
- As long as you're working, you stay young. Inspirational
- There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. Car
- If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it. Cigar
- Say Goodnight Gracie. Funny
- Young. Old. Just Words. Age
- I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. Age
- Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. Comedian
- Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money… All
- I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more… Any
- I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. Anybody
- People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. Appreciate
- Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. Business
- When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights. Charity
- Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. Backache
- When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and… Age
- Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. All
- I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Air
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