"Say Goodnight Gracie." — George Burns
"Say Goodnight Gracie."
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George Burns
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108 Quotes by George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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